US Army troops visit Kilauea, Hawai'i, and at a place off-limits to
civilians & Hawaiians, one soldier clambers over a railing and
somehow falls into Halemaumau crater.
Coconut wireless heard half-round the world. Scuttlebutt sez:
idiot stood on the edge
urinating into Madame Pele's home!
Auwe! Hewa to da Max!
translation:
Arrogant Yankee
Occupation Forces!
Soldier Falls into Volcano (link, NBC News)