Paradise Coverup!

Urine Trouble Boy

US federal & state officials are hiding details of the unidentified US Army trespasser who fell into Kilauea volcano on 2nd May. Three weeks now passed since he was rescued!

Was he pissing over the edge? ...his friends might have photo evidence.

Administrative coverup arouses global SCANDAL.

We condemn reckless colonialist arrogance exploiting Hawai'i.

Piss Poor US Army

US Army troops visit Kilauea, Hawai'i, and at a place off-limits to civilians & Hawaiians, one soldier clambers over a railing and somehow falls into Halemaumau crater.

Coconut wireless heard half-round the world.  Scuttlebutt sez:
idiot stood on the edge urinating into Madame Pele's home!

Auwe! Hewa to da Max!

translation:  
Arrogant Yankee Occupation Forces! 

Soldier Falls into Volcano  (link, NBC News)

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